Dinner conversation

Mel: I have a coochie. (to me) You have a coochie. Monkey has a penis. My Daddy has a penis.

Me: Yes, Mel.

Monkey: You (to Mel) and my Mommy have a coochie and me and my Daddy have a penis. That makes you and my mom the same and me and my Dad different. See Mel? Me and my Dad are different than you and my mom. (He's saying this because Mel's homeschool workbook is teaching her about things that are the same and different.)

Mel: Yes, I have a coochie. You (to Monkey) have a penis. You have a penis and I have a coochie.

This continues all throughout dinner...