Thursday, February 12, 2009

So we're in a restaurant. Our waitress is a Japanese girl that speaks perfect English.
Monkey: Mommy, are some people born English and then they turn Japanese? OR are they just born Japanese?

Mel: Mommy, will you carry me?
Me: Yes.
Mel: Who's Caw-wy?
Me: Caw-wy?
Mel: No! Caw-wy!
Me: I don't know who Caw-wy is.
Mel: (now frustrated) NOT CAW-WY, I SAID CAW-WY!
Me: OHHHhhhhh... Aunt Carrie?
Mel: Yes, that's what I SAID! Aunt Caw-wy!

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